The Alpha Males of 132nd Chad Division is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Chadicus Maximus with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.935 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mega Chadapolis. The average income tax rate is 80.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth 452 trillion Gigas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,041 Gigas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The industries of 132nd Chad Division are coughing all the way to the bank, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots, cat memes without alt text are now illegal, and the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 132nd Chad Division's national animal is the Beta, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Facts and logic.

132nd Chad Division is ranked 20,511^th in the world and 4^th in fellowship of the wyrms for Safest, scoring 113.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.